All my most beautiful faces because I am THAT drunk and watching Hells Kitchen and LIFE IS GOOD.

All my most beautiful faces because I am THAT drunk and watching Hells Kitchen and LIFE IS GOOD.

We have THE KING on our side.
Elvis would appreciate our drunkenness, I think. White Russians FTW
TCB!!!!!!!!

We have THE KING on our side.

Elvis would appreciate our drunkenness, I think. White Russians FTW

TCB!!!!!!!!

Drunk and it’s barely 7 pm.
It’s a good night.
Special cameo from the teddybear I’ve had since I was seven. His name is Malachite. Yes, after the Sailor Moon villain. WHATTUP

Drunk and it’s barely 7 pm.

It’s a good night.

Special cameo from the teddybear I’ve had since I was seven. His name is Malachite. Yes, after the Sailor Moon villain. WHATTUP

Hella blown out pre-work selfie.

Hella blown out pre-work selfie.

Happy Easter!
Here’s a pic of me wearing a giant balloon bunny head from the other night in Cincy.

Happy Easter!

Here’s a pic of me wearing a giant balloon bunny head from the other night in Cincy.

I may have mentioned before that drinking is my favorite.
Elvis is also my favorite. Long Island Iced Tea in an Elvis glass?
ULTIMATE FAVORITE.

I may have mentioned before that drinking is my favorite.

Elvis is also my favorite. Long Island Iced Tea in an Elvis glass?

ULTIMATE FAVORITE.

Changed my hair again. :)

Changed my hair again. :)

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Do you like where you live?

It’s fine. Not the worst place in the world (though it seems like it sometimes), and all my family & friends are here.

If you could travel anywhere for free where would you go?

Everywhere I could.

What would you do if the world ended and you and the person you hate were the only ones who survived?

I would kill her. There wouldn’t be anyone around to punish me for it. :P

What is one moment you wish you could relive?

Gosh, I don’t know. I’d like to go back in time and handle certain things differently, if that’s an option.

What is your most hated movie?

Juno.

Worst fear?

My own death. I’m pretty hung up on my own mortality and I’m terrified of dying.

Do you think your kid self would be disappointed or happy with who you are today?

My kid self would honestly be surprised and amazed that I’m still alive at 24, because she was also very hung up on death and dying.

Scariest dream you’ve had?

Any and all dreams I’ve ever had about the person who sexually assaulted me some years back. Closely following that would be any and all dreams I’ve ever had about an apocalypse and trying to save my family.

Guilty pleasure song?

Currently, “Talk Dirty” by Jason Derulo

What do you do for a living?

I work in a head shop at the mall. I sell pipes and papers and hookahs and tie-dyed things and lots of old school rock memorabilia.

Cats or dogs?

Dogs. Always dogs.

I considered posting the rules and all that junk for this game, but I’m not really focused enough today to come up with 11 new questions or think of people I’d like to answer them. These questions are pretty good, though, and if you see this post feel free to answer them yourselves.

Wasting time until I have to go to work. Wheeee.

Wasting time until I have to go to work. Wheeee.

Feeling super adorbz today.

Feeling super adorbz today.