Tagged by: sailorstef

Do you like where you live?

It’s fine. Not the worst place in the world (though it seems like it sometimes), and all my family & friends are here.

If you could travel anywhere for free where would you go?

Everywhere I could.

What would you do if the world ended and you and the person you hate were the only ones who survived?

I would kill her. There wouldn’t be anyone around to punish me for it. :P

What is one moment you wish you could relive?

Gosh, I don’t know. I’d like to go back in time and handle certain things differently, if that’s an option.

What is your most hated movie?

Juno.

Worst fear?

My own death. I’m pretty hung up on my own mortality and I’m terrified of dying.

Do you think your kid self would be disappointed or happy with who you are today?

My kid self would honestly be surprised and amazed that I’m still alive at 24, because she was also very hung up on death and dying.

Scariest dream you’ve had?

Any and all dreams I’ve ever had about the person who sexually assaulted me some years back. Closely following that would be any and all dreams I’ve ever had about an apocalypse and trying to save my family.

Guilty pleasure song?

Currently, “Talk Dirty” by Jason Derulo

What do you do for a living?

I work in a head shop at the mall. I sell pipes and papers and hookahs and tie-dyed things and lots of old school rock memorabilia.

Cats or dogs?

Dogs. Always dogs.

I considered posting the rules and all that junk for this game, but I’m not really focused enough today to come up with 11 new questions or think of people I’d like to answer them. These questions are pretty good, though, and if you see this post feel free to answer them yourselves.

Wasting time until I have to go to work. Wheeee.

Wasting time until I have to go to work. Wheeee.

Feeling super adorbz today.

Feeling super adorbz today.

Two nights in a row of horrible nightmares.

Woke up feeling broken. Don’t have much choice but to pull it together, though. Working the morning shift today which means I won’t see anyone in my store until at least 1 p.m., no smoke break, and there won’t be much to do after I finish all the cleaning before eleven.

Sigh.

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::EDIT::
I am getting ready to watch A Night at the Roxbury and the menu music is Haddaway’s “What is Love?” and this gif syncs perfectly to the music and I am laughing way too hard right now.

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::EDIT::

I am getting ready to watch A Night at the Roxbury and the menu music is Haddaway’s “What is Love?” and this gif syncs perfectly to the music and I am laughing way too hard right now.

Drinking is my favorite.

Drinking is my favorite.

Story time.

So last night as my co-worker and I were starting to close up at work, some last minute stragglers walk in…bunch of teenagers with sourpuss looks on their faces. I’m doing some cleaning up, and suddenly the radio starts playing “Wannabe” by the Spice Girls. I got super excited and started singing, loudly, and all these shitty kids just glared at me and started making fun of me. Jokingly, I said to them “Hey, I like my job. Leave me alone!” and then one of the girls gave me a DEATH GLARE. Trying to be sweet again, I said “I was just kidding. It’s okay….” The group of kids continue to just be generally shitty and I finish cleaning. My co-worker goes to walk the group out when they’re done looking (she had already closed our glass doors) but when she went to let them out, the one girl who had been muttering under her breath at me and giving me bitchy looks WALKS RIGHT INTO ONE OF THE GLASS DOORS AND GETS BLOWN BACKWARDS SO HARD SHE ALMOST FALLS OVER. Co-worker comes skipping back to me and relays the whole story, including all the mean girl’s friends laughing at her and we both scream “INSTANT KARMA” and high five. And that was my favorite part of yesterday.

You know better.

You stupid, stupid girl.

My only real dream in life is to someday own a dog called Bark Wahlberg aka Barky Bark.

Dad wanted some company today on his daily trek to the casino so I went with him. Doesn’t he look so pleased to be spending time with his daughter? -_- He’s such a grump. Could be, too, that he gave me $25 to gamble with and I got it up to $50 before losing everything because I don’t know when to stop… Ah, well.

Dad wanted some company today on his daily trek to the casino so I went with him. Doesn’t he look so pleased to be spending time with his daughter? -_- He’s such a grump. Could be, too, that he gave me $25 to gamble with and I got it up to $50 before losing everything because I don’t know when to stop… Ah, well.