I looked really cute today.

I looked really cute today.

if you offer me “whipped cream” and you try to give me cool whip i will fucking lose my shit THEY ARE NOT THE SAME FUCKING THING HOW DARE YOU

This might be the best compliment I have ever received.

@neuroticmarshmallow said: damn-asauraus-rex you is a hot tamale

Is it Halloween yet?

Is it Halloween yet?

I’m bored.

It’s only Tuesday but I have decided that this week is dogshit.

Mentally, I’ve not been doing great. My Health Anxiety is flaring up and I’ve been worrying and obsessing over this mysterious dull ache on the left side of my belly for about… three months now? No swelling, no fever, can’t feel anything hard or unusual, but I’ve just got this weird discomfort that is slowly taking over my life because I CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT. So, that’s good.

Work is dumb. I only like one of my co-workers, I don’t get paid enough, I’m treated like an idiot, and lately it feels like every weirdo in town is singling me out to chat to for fucking HOURS AT A TIME. These people don’t buy anything, they just follow me around asking stupid questions while creeping me the fuck out.

I feel fat. I am fat. I’m over 160, for the first time in two years. Trying to fight off mean thoughts about that so I don’t spiral out and stop eating all together… which is what happened last time.

I’m mean and snippy with everyone because my brain is being evil. I feel gross and fat and I’m worried about EVERYTHING all the time, which is exhausting. I’ve been having nightmares and gnashing my teeth in my sleep, and I don’t know how to make any of it STOP. I just want it to STOP. I’m so fucking tiiiired.

And, today, all I wanted in the world was to have pizza rolls for lunch before I go to work and I preheated the oven and everything and then, lo and behold, all we have is sausage pizza rolls and I can’t eat those. This seems like a stupid thing, and it is, but I literally almost broke down over a bag of fucking pizza rolls this afternoon and that is a pretty clear sign that I am not doing very well.

Top: Kevin is a sad cow

Bottom: I really thought that this picture would be better cos I had that ‘Tyra Banks fucking wind in my hair’ goin on, but nope I just look like an idiot like I always fucking do

Everything in the whole world is booty so this is my grandpa appreciation post.

My grandfather is the coolest guy, seriously.

Saturday night.

Saturday night.

Picture of Kev & I looking adorable at my birthday celebration last week just popped up on facebook. First of all, LOOK AT MY FUCKING SHOES. THEY ARE MADE OF SPARKLES. Second, I love that I am absolutely towering over Kevin in this photo. I’m tall to begin with (5’8) but in heels I’m a fucking monster. Bahahaha.

Picture of Kev & I looking adorable at my birthday celebration last week just popped up on facebook. First of all, LOOK AT MY FUCKING SHOES. THEY ARE MADE OF SPARKLES. Second, I love that I am absolutely towering over Kevin in this photo. I’m tall to begin with (5’8) but in heels I’m a fucking monster. Bahahaha.